You might think your day was bad because you didn’t get a burrito but it will never be as bad as exploding toy store guy’s day.
Everything we thought was true is wrong!
Pretty much exactly what happens whenever we hear someone ordered chow mein.
We hear pouring Cheetos on you is a great way to keep the monsters away this Halloween.
Pretty much the most gangster thing ever gangstered.
It’s Friday and we’re leaving early. Why? Hot wings are calling us, but it’s mostly because:
We’ve got our pizza on lock.
This is why everyone is talking about #OITNB
Hold me closer tiny breadsticks.
Oh please, please, please come true.
Don’t forget, you can use code “ios24” this weekend to save you from auto-correcting hunger.
That Moment When Someone Orders Extra Eggrolls